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| me speaking directly to the lord god almighty: | its so hot outside you stupid son of a bitch |
Anonymous asked: my kitty is 13 years old and he loves when i gently rub the webbing between his toe beans. i love his sunshine-warm tummy and his waxy eyes with pupils like runny eggs. he has arthritis in his hips so he walks with a sashay. the most fabulous baby on the planet.
love this beautéful feline poetry !
my friends talking about me after I leave them early on a night out
(via bunney)
all time favorite louis tomlinson quotes
#: define girlfriends,
- “salad in the wind”
- “have you’ve quite finished yet”
- “define girlfriends”
- “does anyone else hear running water”
- “sorry love but I don’t really care”
- “happy days”
- “NO NO NO”
- “will it be as deep as your voice”
- “fucking shit bastard you did that shit I did that good”
- “chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in Parma ham with a side of homemade mash”